Not Your Mother’s Milk

From Episode X: Shemot with Shoshana Nambi and Andrew Mandel:

In honor of the confusion and also deception surrounding the birth and nursing of baby Moses, we’ve created a very much not infant-friendly drink, Not Your Mother’s Milk. This boozy milkshake will soften even the hardest Pharaoh’s heart.

Start with six scoops of vanilla ice cream (much like the Forefathers’ Float, use the good stuff) in a blender with 3 oz of vodka, 3 oz of Kahlua, and 2 oz of milk. Blend that until it looks something like a milkshake — use your judgement — and pour into 2 vessels of your choosing. Top with whipped cream and shaved dark chocolate. Share with your brother, your sister, your mother, your adopted mother, your wife, your father in law, that guy you killed, or anyone else — it is what it is.

For an alcohol-free version, this is literally a milkshake — or, if you’re in my neck of the woods, a frappe. Switch out the liquor with a couple shots of espresso or some coffee syrup.

Happy new year — l’chayim!

Not Your Mother’s Milk (Boozey)

6 scoops Vanilla Ice Cream
3 oz Vodka
3 oz Kahlua
2 oz Milk
Whipped Cream
Shaved Dark Chocolate

Not Your Mother’s Milk (Not Boozey)

6 scoops Vanilla Ice Cream
2 oz (2 shots) Espresso
2 oz Milk
Whipped Cream
Shaved Dark Chocolate

L’chayim!